1. What’s the one thing I do that will make him never text me again?
2. If I’m not his top friend on Snapchat, who is?
3. Is he still using Tinder? Should I still be using Tinder?
4. When am I supposed to start insisting to pay for dinner?
5. Am I the only person he’s dating?
6. Where is this going?
7. When things end, is he going to unfollow me on Instagram?
8. Why am I psychotic?