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when you realize you’re liz lemon AF

I recently re-watched 30 Rock (hit me with your Netflix suggestions) and got kind of freaked out by how much I related to Liz Lemon. I started watching this show when I was in high school, when I first started appreciating quality television. For the past few months I feel like all I’ve done is work, eat and sleep, basically mirroring Lemon’s life as a head writer for TGS. Here are 7 reasons why we’re literally the same person.

1. We both have our priorities straight.

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2. We’re both known for our infamous eye roll.

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3. We’re both terrible at comforting our friends.

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4. We exercise for the same reason…to eat more.

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5. Neither of us has actually ever had a successful interaction with a man.

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6. We both eat cheese after dark. Alone. While watching Netflix. Sometimes in bed.

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7. We started wearing more and going out less.

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8 things millennials celebrate

Going to the library instead of just using the Internet to write a paper, texting thank-you notes instead of handwriting them, and spending $5 on a latte everyday instead of making your own coffee are typical millennial behaviors. So when you actually stop being lazy, you gotta celebrate…even the smallest things are victories for my lazy AF generation.

1. Going to the gym.

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2. Not opening a tab at the bar (or just remembering to close your tab).

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3. Packing a lunch for work. #FrugalAF

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4. Not taking an uber home.

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5. Doing laundry.

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6. Making dinner instead of ordering seamless.

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7. Taking your make-up off before bed.

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8. Wearing pants with a zipper.

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What’s your favorite chore to celebrate?

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when you’ve been single for your entire life

This is how I feel all the time. #Relatable

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