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when you realize you’re liz lemon AF

I recently re-watched 30 Rock (hit me with your Netflix suggestions) and got kind of freaked out by how much I related to Liz Lemon. I started watching this show when I was in high school, when I first started appreciating quality television. For the past few months I feel like all I’ve done is work, eat and sleep, basically mirroring Lemon’s life as a head writer for TGS. Here are 7 reasons why we’re literally the same person.

1. We both have our priorities straight.

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2. We’re both known for our infamous eye roll.

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3. We’re both terrible at comforting our friends.

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4. We exercise for the same reason…to eat more.

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5. Neither of us has actually ever had a successful interaction with a man.

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6. We both eat cheese after dark. Alone. While watching Netflix. Sometimes in bed.

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7. We started wearing more and going out less.

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what to do while you’re waiting to hear back about a job

Waiting to hear back from prospective employers is bringing me back big time to senior year of high school, anxiously waiting for college decision letters. I remember checking my email as soon as I got home everyday (this was pre-iPhone, people), keeping my family on high alert for any mail addressed to me, and stress-biting my nails. This is kind of like that…x100. How the f*** am I going to pay rent?! I knew at least one college would have to accept me–what are safety schools for, amirite? But how do you apply for a safety career?? Anyway, I’ve been checking my email every 1.7 seconds, and it’s becoming a problem for my mental health. So here is a very helpful list of things to do instead of tearing your hair out 24/7, inspired by the show I’ve been binge watching for the past week.

1. Get your zen on at yoga. Save a couple bucks and try Yoga to the People for a “suggested donation.”

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2. Try out that amazing makeup tutorial on YouTube! #EyebrowsOnFleek #ContourGameStrong

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3. Go grocery shopping! Nothing will take your mind off of real life more than a stroll down the produce aisle at your local, grimy bodega.

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4. Try to pick up a guy. Why not, right? It’s 2016, be the boss betch you are.

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5. Hit the gym! That beach bod isn’t gonna sculpt itself.

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6. Have fun on Snapchat. So many filters, so little AT&T data.

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7. Hit da club. Get your grind on & turn off your email updates.

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