I don’t know if they’re abandonment or attention issues, but something is definitely wrong with me. My thoughts always shoot to the worst-case scenario, and this has negatively affected many past relationships. If he’s not texting me back, he’s probably on a date with someone else. Maybe he’s ghosting me. Why’s there a weird emoji next to his name on Snapchat? Did he unfollow me on Instagram?
Aaaaaand that’s just a little taste of how psycho I am. Here’s what I do to come back to normal.
1. Write a blog post.
2. Do some squats.
3. Browse through Tumblr.
4. Call my mom.
5. Go grocery shopping.
6. Knock out some freelance work.
7. Slap on a face mask.
8. Play Words with Friends.
9. Make a cup of coffee.
10. Go on Pinterest and look at wedding photos.
11. Eat a spoonful of Phish Food.
12. Read your entire text history and wonder where you went wrong.