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when you realize you’re liz lemon AF

I recently re-watched 30 Rock (hit me with your Netflix suggestions) and got kind of freaked out by how much I related to Liz Lemon. I started watching this show when I was in high school, when I first started appreciating quality television. For the past few months I feel like all I’ve done is work, eat and sleep, basically mirroring Lemon’s life as a head writer for TGS. Here are 7 reasons why we’re literally the same person.

1. We both have our priorities straight.

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2. We’re both known for our infamous eye roll.

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3. We’re both terrible at comforting our friends.

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4. We exercise for the same reason…to eat more.

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5. Neither of us has actually ever had a successful interaction with a man.

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6. We both eat cheese after dark. Alone. While watching Netflix. Sometimes in bed.

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7. We started wearing more and going out less.

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a summary of the college experience by parks & rec

Two weeks from today, I’m graduating. I’ll walk across the steps of Keating Hall, accept my diploma, and probably be combo laughing/crying for the entire day. I feel like I’ve been super annoying and dramatic about my upcoming graduation in several recent posts, but this is, like, a big deal. Four years ago when I put my deposit in at Fordham, I had no idea what to expect (OK, I kind of expected that I was going to meet my future husband but whatever).

As an incoming freshman, I had a couple of things on my college bucket list. I knew I wanted to study abroad. I knew I wanted to party. I knew I wanted to get a crazy impressive internship. There were also things I knew I should do. I wrote for the school paper, made friendships with professors, and (almost) never skipped class. I am extremely proud of my education, as well as everything I’ve accomplished in the past four years. I wanted to share some moments from the past four years that have been significant in some way.

P.S. If you’re a prospective employer and you’re reading this, please hire me.

1. The first day at my first-ever internship.

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2. Introducing yourself to 325798347548 people during orientation.

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3. The first time I went out drinking.

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4. Going clubbing in NYC for the first time.

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5. When I finally got my priorities straight (Pizza = bae).

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6. The first and last time I pulled an all-nighter.

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…and didn’t even get an A.

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But in the end…I wouldn’t change a thing.

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